Reflection/ Yo Mama

I want to take just one paragraph to reflect on Friday’s post and some of the feedback I have received. Husband thinks that maybe some of my feelings are exaggerated by my low job satisfaction. I think he may have a point, however, I did not have low job satisfaction until all of this began. Throwing your coffee card at me, listening to my conversations, and insinuating that I may have some type of learning disorder are good ways to destroy morale. The next question is why have I not complained? I have. I have complained to HR who suggested that I talk to the people with a neutral party as a witness, as long as it did not have to be her. I wish someone would tell me the point of taking work environment related complaints to HR if the HR Director has no interest in being the impartial listener.  She suggested one of the offending party’s friends. Upon realizing I was in on this alone, I decided to wait until my exit interview.  I will however apologize about the Sambo reference. Maybe they are having a totally different experience than I am and actually are content. If so, good for them.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.  I was driving in this morning and thinking about Yo Mama jokes. I used to love listening to my friends play the dozens. I was never good at it because I am not that good at throwing out random insults. I am good at making fun of what people are actually doing, but not so much at just thinking up mean spirited quips. So I started trying to think of some and remembering a couple of favorites. Here they are…

Mine

Yo mama is so dirty that the roaches packed up and left when they saw her move in.

Yo mama is so ugly her nickname is ipecac.

Yo mama is so ugly she had to sneak up from behind in order to catch the Holy Ghost.

Old favorites

Yo mama is so fat she sat on rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama is so old she farted and dust came out.

Yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is so bald she took a shower and got brainwashed.

Yo mama is so dumb she thought giving it up in a phone booth made her a call girl.