I have recently received some sad news about one friend's health and another friend's marriage. All this has made me realize how important a good laugh can be. So, I have decided to keep things on the blog light for a while. I mean who reads this for anything other than a laugh anyway, right?
It is with that in mind that I present you with some of the funniest things I have said so far this year:
1. Said while conducting a group therapy session on dealing with racing thoughts, "They don't make enough KY for sex to be your only coping skill."
2. To a friend who wants a divorce, but doesn't want to hurt his feelings, "I mean, it's not like you are being a good wife anyway."
3. To a friend, "So does he know your dating?"
4. "When have I ever said anything mean?" Anyone who knows me will understand why that is funny.
5. While working out, "I am totally in shape. It is just not one that I like."
6. "I was going to start a food diary, but I am too embarrassed to write what I just ate."
7. To LoLo, "Do not drink the water in the bathtub."
8. To Suga Buga, "You really are to pretty to smell like that."
9. To a friend that suggested I would not trade my children for anything, "You haven't made me an offer."
10. To Mother when I had to get off the phone to get my boss a coffee, "Aren't you glad you sent me to college?"
Hope you got a little giggle out of this. If you have a good one, please share!
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