Nasty Woman

Hey, Lady

I don't know who you are, but you "got that nasty woman's disease." No, I don't mean that kind that you need penicillin for, but the kind that needs to be called out publicly. How dare you think it is okay to go to the bathroom and not flush the toilet? Where were you raised? People raised in a barn may leave the door open or leave things on the floor, but even they know to flush. I mean, seriously, I saw a cat flush on You Tube. What is your problem? You probably didn't even wash your hands. I have no reason to expect anything else besides nastiness in that area of your life as well.

What was the matter? Were you on the phone and didn't want them to know? Thought the flush might give it away and leave you embarrassed? Well, I've got news for you Lady. They already knew from the echo that you were on the phone. So, you might as well do us all a favor and clean up behind yourself. Did you think that this was like the airport and it would flush automatically? (I figured they were created for germaphobes because what kind of idiot/lazy person needed an automatic flush. Thank you for clearing that up) Well, when you didn't hear anything you should have looked for that little button and you would have noticed the handle. That means it is a manual flush and you were going to have to make it happen on your own. Do you know how much damage you almost caused. When I walked into the stall and saw that it was full, I almost threw up on the spot, which I am sure would have led to something else.

Your actions effect other people. Clearly that is the case because the person in the stall next to you also decided to follow the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" mantra. That might fly at your nasty house, with your nasty friends, but it is not okay to do that in a public place where other people could very easily catch whatever it is you are throwing.

You are worse than Typhoid Mary. You are even worse than the guy who coughs on the airplane. They weren't really in control of what happened. You were. You could have easily pushed the MUTE button and flushed. You could have looked before you left. I stopped using the bathroom on the other side to get away from you, but it seems you have found your way to my new spot. I suggest you either go back or start acting right because if I find out who you are I am going to call you out for real.

It's on Nasty!