Monday, June 4, 2012

Think Positive

I decided to challenge myself a while ago to only write positive things this year and here are some things about which I am positive.

1. I am positive that I am by far the most well-rounded and well-adjusted member in my family and that they have conspired to make me one of them. (i.e. crazy)

2. I am positive that the birds in my neighborhood know about daylight savings and have begun chirping an hour earlier.

3. I am positive that if my 30's don't start to get better by next year I am going to skip ahead and start telling people that I am 40.

4. I am positive that my current job should not require a college degree.

5. I am positive that my next job should involve something that I actually went to school for because I am not paying back that loan on a busted investment.

6. I am positive that in most cases, my talent outweighs my desire.

7. I am positive that at this very moment I am overwhelmed by my life and would give most anything for just a moment of peace.

8. I am positive that the number of clothes in my closet that I hate have somehow multiplied and reached an unmanageable level. They are driving me crazy.

9. I am positive that waiting for your closet to clean itself out is not an effective strategy.

10. I am positive that when I am not in a good mood, stupid and people who live to provoke me come from all directions.

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