Guilty Pleasures

We all do something that would embarrass us if we were to ever be followed or monitored by hidden cameras. I thought about this as I engaged in one of mine this afternoon and thought I should share a few of my own. It can't do any harm in writing, right?

1. I like to dance when I am in the elevator by myself. It is most embarrassing on days like to today when I am trying to see if I still got and drop it low only to struggle to get it back up.
2. Sometimes I hide from my children.
3. I sometimes check to see if I am double jointed. I am not, hence the awkwardness. 
4. I sometimes try to make things happen using only the power of my mind. This does not work on laundry, but I do think that it sometimes works on people.
5. I sometimes push the door close button when I see people coming toward the elevator.

There you have it. That is not the complete list, but it is all you are going to get out of me today...Don't judge me to harshly.