Here is my extended list. It has been compiled from years of working with and laughing at some of the douchiest guys God ever let live.
1. A guy wearing pants below his butt. You may disagree at first, but let's look at the definition of douche according to the Urban Dictionary. It reads, "a person who has shown themselves to be brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for...". Only an idiot would walk around in a pair of pants that he has to clutch with his fist in the front and do a bowl egged elephant walk to get around in. Not to mention the fact that these pants would be highwaters should he ever actually bring them this waist. If being brainless makes you a douche, then this guru fits the description. Besides, any grown man taking fashion tips from Lil Wayne and Justin Bieber should automatically be considered questionable.
2. A guy who wears loafers and no socks to a work meeting. I don't care how fancy your suit is or what kind of leather those shoes are made of; a man should wear socks to his place of business. Other than surfer and scuba instructor I actually cannot think of a job where a man should not be expected to wear socks and only a jerky douche would think that it is okay to walk through the office making that squeaky or suction cup noise your feet make when you don't have on socks.
3. European cut jeans. I will make an exception if your man is actually from Europe, but otherwise he is a wannabe and that is sure sign of oncoming doucery.
I will stop there because my bosses are coming out of a meeting and I will have to check out what they are wearing if I ever hope to complete this list.
1. A guy wearing pants below his butt. You may disagree at first, but let's look at the definition of douche according to the Urban Dictionary. It reads, "a person who has shown themselves to be brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for...". Only an idiot would walk around in a pair of pants that he has to clutch with his fist in the front and do a bowl egged elephant walk to get around in. Not to mention the fact that these pants would be highwaters should he ever actually bring them this waist. If being brainless makes you a douche, then this guru fits the description. Besides, any grown man taking fashion tips from Lil Wayne and Justin Bieber should automatically be considered questionable.
2. A guy who wears loafers and no socks to a work meeting. I don't care how fancy your suit is or what kind of leather those shoes are made of; a man should wear socks to his place of business. Other than surfer and scuba instructor I actually cannot think of a job where a man should not be expected to wear socks and only a jerky douche would think that it is okay to walk through the office making that squeaky or suction cup noise your feet make when you don't have on socks.
3. European cut jeans. I will make an exception if your man is actually from Europe, but otherwise he is a wannabe and that is sure sign of oncoming doucery.
I will stop there because my bosses are coming out of a meeting and I will have to check out what they are wearing if I ever hope to complete this list.
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