I would like to shot to my girl Lotus. I saw a mention of how the plot of the Expendables is so simple that it could be translated into Tagalog and still be understood. If you don't know Tagalog, look it up. (pause) Yup...I bet you have been saying it wrong all this time.
I alo have to give a shout to my girl Jigga, whose doctor not only suggested that she go to church, but suggested Episcapallian because service would be similar to her Catholic roots, without the rigid rules and judgement. Besides, I am not sure the priest has enough time to listen to that list in the confessional. I can always count on Jigga for an addition to the "Do Better" list. So here it is:
If your PCP, a man who makes his livingoffof evolutionary science, writes you a prescription to go to church aand get a dose of Jesus, you need to do better.
Grumpy bought me and Coco some custom soaps and body scrub to make up for our continued oppression by "the man". (never mind that he is a middled-aged Caucasian man) I was totally excited. I brought it home and showed Husband for his opinion. I could not wait to use and come to bed smelling good. As usual, he did the opposite of what I expected and said, "That stuff stinks!" This statement came complete with a screw face. That ended that and so ended my night and my most recent attempt to impress him.
That will also serve as the end of this post.
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