I often joke about the things I never thought I would have to say out loud until I had children. Here are some more from the last couple weeks.
Do not lick your sisters face.
It is not okay to kick people in the face- even if you are playing Power Rangers.
Suga, we do not play in the toilet.
No naked outside. (That is exactly how I said it too. Thanks AP English.)
No crayons in the shower.
Either eat your waffle or leave it, but you cannot take it to go pee pee.
We do not swallow toothpaste.
No spitting in the car. You too, Suga.
Your sister is not a puppy. Stop petting her head.
Thank you for trying to help, but you cannot pull your sister's legs down the stairs.
Yes, it is dirty, but we do not throw our forks and cups in the garbage. They go in the sink.
Suga, do not take things out of the garbage can. Nasty, nasty!
I hope you all enjoyed a look into my world. Have a great day!
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